Shenantics

Introduction:

I am Alana, or Vanilla, as some people like to refer to me.. I’m really not even sure how that name came to be but it did, and I do respond to it so, I guess it could be considered to be a nickname.. I am a member of the SDC, and as Puff said if you ask nicely I will tell you about it.. I met Puff at work, which is pretty much a fuckin riot, and over time met Alex.. who is also a part of the SDC.. But he’s being slow and not writing anything about himself..

Most Famous For:

So far, with only being a new member of this particular group of friends, I guess I would probably be most famous for having a tendency to break something every time I get around these folks and there is alcohol involved.. Things that I have broken include the following so far: my ass bone, my knees, a concrete wall, and my toe, so far, but I’m sure that list will be added on to at some point in the near future.. I also am

Punishment of the Ass

famous for spitting out my drink while laughing.. I have done that quite a few times at work so far, and every time was in Puff’s office, which I can honestly say I do not regret because both times were great..

Most Embarrassing Moment:

So, one day at work, Puff and I are walking from one building to the other and he starts talking about his friend Alex, whom at this point I have never met.. One day, Puff and I are talking about eating and stuff because both of us like to eat, and he then tells me that one of his friends gets food stuck in his sinuses when he eats and I said well he should try a feeding tube.. On another day, he randomly out of nowhere asks me if I like Asians and I said no (just a joke, I have a tendency to be a smartass).. Then he says oh cause my friend Alex, the one you said needs to try a feeding tube is Asian and I’m going to tell him that you said all of these horrible things about him.. I really didn’t believe that he would seriously tell him, because he knew that I was just fucking around with both comments.. One night he invites me over to his apartment for a little get together.. He introduces me to this guy Alex who then gives me all kinds of shit about the things that I said about him, even though they were all jokes.. I was quite embarrassed.

Introduction:

Redneck Puff

I am Sean Harvey, better known as Puff, and sometimes as chocolate thunder ; ) and I am 300 pounds of pure sex appeal. I am a key member of The Crew, SDC, and Team Storm… if you ask nicely I will tell you about them. Those that know me often refer to me as Motherfuckin Sean Harvey and those that don’t soon do. My legend usually precedes me wherever I go so to those reading this that might not know me, be prepared as the waves of my greatness will soon hit your shores, haha.

Most famous for:

As you will see on this site, I am probably best known for my ridiculous shenatics and of course, drinking. I am by and large the 40s drinking champion. My current records stand at one 40 oz in under 1 min. and two 40s in under 5. And although I claim to have retired from such antics, I accept all challengers.

Perfect Date:

We would start the night by taking a private limo to a fancy restaurant right off Maimi beach. Sitting under the stars on the patio I reserved just for us, we would dine on the most delicious food and finest wine America has to offer as the soft ocean breeze cools the Miami heat. For dessert, I would blindfold you and feed you chocolate and caramel covered fruit so you savor every last aroma and flavor. I would then take five or six tequila body shots off you, haha.

After dinner, we would walk barefoot along the beach discussing ours dreams and desires. Lying on the beach, I would point out each of the constellations as we watch the meteors shoot across the sky. We would then engage in the most vigorous sex on the beach you have ever experienced. Followed again with another round in the limo on our way back to my place and again the following morning. After I serve you breakfast in bed, I will inform you that it is time for you to leave as I must prepare for another date I have that night.